The house was probably cheaper as a two bedroom apartment right now.

We had more freedom when phones were tided.

What if there is no power, but only responsibility?

Me and my son telling "your mom" jokes

No, books in general aren't illuminated from behind. If they were, readers would choose dark mode because it's less tiring.

That's the traditional naboo outfit for women when they tell a man they cannot be with them. Padme is simply following her homeworlds traditions.

The left one was killed by Dutch, so the right one grew up with a single mom.
The lore is solid.

I just write "as per my resume attached" in every case.

Because I’ve lost fights before where one bullet would’ve saved me, then again I’ve also lost because I was busy reloading…

It's a phone case

The "secret ranking", is actually a company collecting data information through google ads to improve ads targeting.

you add garlic butter and salt

Teach a man to work and he'll never fish a day in his life, or something like that...

“Excuse me but I need to use the Tracey”

Gotta give themselves time to re-release GTAV a few more times first.

I bet dinners are a hell of a lot cheaper, now.

Including your mother in law when you still dating your wife right?

If this is true you should reevaluate your relationships

I help you: Georgesus!

Did he extend out his telescopic legs or what?

Because full plate is heavy.

That's about the same as Molly Weasley treated her sons and Harry

And that is exactly the current state of people depending on AI to solve all their problems despite knowing all of its accuracy.

68,000....??? Some politician is walking around with 66,000 in his pockets from this lol

Who pays bills over the phone?

Even if you offered me room, board, and drink, at $20,000 I'd be down to plunder the high seas!

bios update: when even atheists start to pray

They have already stopped circling above. It's almost feeding time

Best I can do is make floorboards that creak when an american walks in.

Who ever called cheetahs dangerous?

Shut up Rebecca.

what's your problem? just turn it around, stupid.

BDRip 720p? What is wrong with you?

Should be “1.609 kilometres away”.

that's good trolling or a great ad campaign

plot twist: it was bullying self defense where the teacher didn't see the real bully

 

Then they immediately started screening harder to find dumber participants

Well the picture has to be doctored obviously because he looks better at 79.

“When you have to shoot, shoot. Don’t talk.”

you can not even call it chocolate

Survives zombie apocalypse… still finds time to tweet about it.

In historian speak, "it was for ceremonial purposes" just means "I have no idea what this is".

Rebecca. 26.

Next year, Louvre123

know that she cheated

… I don’t know whether I should say why this comparison is completely wrong or not…

He was right, but he didn't win the argument obviously...

Whoever wrote this saved a lot of time by writing "abt".

Creating a safety net first: shelter, food, and clothes

You also lose basically all regen on your limbs, so try not to damage them.